Warning, this is going to be a very mean and selfish blog!
I’m reading Alexander McCall Smith’s book “In the company of cheerful ladies”. I very much enjoy reading about the no.1 ladies’ detective agency, the life of Mma Ramotswe and all the people she knows in Botswana. It’s like waking up a Saturday morning and realizing that you have nothing planned for the day. It’s like sitting in a swing in your grandparent’s yard and feeling the grass between your toes. I cannot describe it in any other way…
In this particular book the secretary of the detective agency, Mma Makutsi, is taking a dance class. She arrives at the dance school, finds a seat amongst the many people attending the class, and eagerly waits for the man of her dreams to come and ask her to dance. But unfortunately, the man who finally asks her out on the dance floor, isn’t particularly handsome and has no sense of rhythm whatsoever. To top it of, he stutters so badly that Mma Makutsi hardly understands what he is saying.
This is why I hate dancing. Dancing is very much about finding your social ranking. It’s about knowing your place and having to agree on the matter that you are not as wonderful as you might think.
Mind you, I tried to fight it when I first encountered the system.
I was seven years old. We had to dance some traditional Christmas dances at school (or was it midsummer dances, I can’t remember). And sure enough, the least attractive guy in class came up to me and asked me to dance.
I said No. Loudly!
This was worse than being picked last for a sports team. Pairing up with someone is all about being placed at the same level as that person. I was now as unattractive and as low on the social scale as that ugly boy.
I could not accept it. I would not look at myself in that way.
My teacher did, however, quickly intervene and explained that I was very, very rude and that I HAD to dance with every boy that asked me. Sulkily I agreed to this.
And I hope you understand what I’m saying. It’s not awful to dance with an ugly boy, even if he has no sense of rhythm and has sweaty palms, it’s the realization that you are just like him that’s so bad. When only ugly guys ask you to dance – what does that make you?
Either they pick you because you are nice (which I’m obviously not) or they pick you because you are just as low in the class hierarchy as they are.
Dancing is about excepting your rank. It’s about seeing who you are in the eyes of others.
And as sure as the fact that I always get hit in the head with a ball when passing a football field, I always get asked to dance by the least popular guy.
This is why I hate to dance!
Now I can only wait for the book to have a happy ending. Maybe Mma Makutsi, with her bad complexion and the big round glasses, finds herself above the fate given to her by other people. Maybe she finds that there is no need to rank people at all…
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